[Eridan isn't even paying attention to your lame exasperation, Holmes. He's dragging you to the nearest bathroom and you are going to deal with it.] It's a serious fuckin' issue that I'm dealin' wwith here, an' if this bleach'a yours doesn't wwork to my full fuckin' likin', I'm gonna start sendin' you text messages evvery hour, on the hour, until you make somethin' that actually wworks. I'vve been stuck here this wwhole time wwithout one coddamn ounce'a help in the hair department, an' noww wwe are gonna take this ten times more seriously than I wwould havve if this fuckin' ship had just givven me this shit from the get-go.