[leave him alone, sherlock, you're too old to be making fun of hipster fish teens.]

I knoww wwhat I'm doin' wwith my hair. An' shut up, usin' home-made peroxide on my hair is a neww fuckin' thing for me, since I used to be able to just buy it. [going from being privileged to having to rely on people to help you is really hard okay!!!

hey you know what has rubber glubs gloves taped to it? this bottle of hair dye! you should at least be impressed that he knows to put gloves on before applying shit to his hair.] It's not like there's anythin' else for you to do on this fuckin' ship, anywway. Other'n go hunt dowwn an auspistice or go stare at bees or something. [there's a sarcastic lisp on bees.]