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This is Eridan. If you call an' I miss it an' you don't leave a message? Then you're the wworst kind'a fuckin' person. Don't leavve me fuckin' hangin'."

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[Eridan shoots a horribly withering look at Sherlock from over his shoulder.] If that happens, I'm gonna take a wwhole lott'a time beatin' the tar outta you.

[thank god there's the bathroom. aww yeah, commandeering a sink and a mirror for himself.] Besides, don't you wwanna see howw this shit wworks out?

[consulting]

[ Eridan, you are a skinny ass hipster 13 year old troll. ]

I feel quite threatened. [ he says dryly. ]

I know how it works out. It's peroxide, it's not surprising.

You do know how to apply this? I can only assume.

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[leave him alone, sherlock, you're too old to be making fun of hipster fish teens.]

I knoww wwhat I'm doin' wwith my hair. An' shut up, usin' home-made peroxide on my hair is a neww fuckin' thing for me, since I used to be able to just buy it. [going from being privileged to having to rely on people to help you is really hard okay!!!

hey you know what has rubber glubs gloves taped to it? this bottle of hair dye! you should at least be impressed that he knows to put gloves on before applying shit to his hair.] It's not like there's anythin' else for you to do on this fuckin' ship, anywway. Other'n go hunt dowwn an auspistice or go stare at bees or something. [there's a sarcastic lisp on bees.]

[consulting]

[ To be fair, he's what? 33 - he really ought to not be getting this much kicks in making fun of hipster fish teens. Also, man Eridan you were spoiled. ]

Not everyone has a convenient chemist around. [ he quips dryly. Walking with him, noticing the gloves. Deducing Vanity or at least a high sense of priority of self from the gloves in correlation with the rest of Eridan's attitude. Accompanying him regardless. Eridan's probably going to send him walls on undecipherable language he deems as appropriate texting anyway. The word high maintinance pops into Sherlock's head as he watches Eridan patter on. ]

While the ship may lack a substantial amount of things for me to delve my interest in, there are more stimulating activities then watching you succumb to your astute need for individuality.

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[we're going to pretend that the two of them don't need us to narrate every instruction in the hair-dying kit manual, because let's face it, we're way more interested in them snarking at each other.]

No, there aren't, an' you knoww it. An' wwhat's wwith that tone? Indivviduality is fuckin' important.

[consulting]

[ Oh definitely. Just pretend how Sherlock makes 2302031 billion comments on EVERYTHING Eridan does wrong. ]

You're a teenager. Of course, it's important you consider yourself the brightest diamond.

[ Rolling his eyes. ]

Is it really individuality for the sake of artistry or is it a caustic need for attention?

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[Eridan's too busy ignoring everything Sherlock says about his hair coloring to pay attention, sorry bro.]

Don't givve me that shit. [He almost says "you're worse than me" but he doesn't want to actually throw that card down too quick. Gotta keep some of this shit in the wings for later.] Evveryone's out for attention, that's wwhat people do. I'm not doin' anythin' that nobody else wwould do if they had the opportunity. People wwho think they're better'n me just because they're not obvvious about howw fuckin' invvested in themselvves they are are just assholes.

[SIGNIFICANT LOOK AT YOU SHERLOCK]