[insert awesome picture of eridan doing something awesome here]
This is Eridan. If you call an' I miss it an' you don't leave a message? Then you're the wworst kind'a fuckin' person. Don't leavve me fuckin' hangin'."
[Eridan's too busy ignoring everything Sherlock says about his hair coloring to pay attention, sorry bro.]
Don't givve me that shit. [He almost says "you're worse than me" but he doesn't want to actually throw that card down too quick. Gotta keep some of this shit in the wings for later.] Evveryone's out for attention, that's wwhat people do. I'm not doin' anythin' that nobody else wwould do if they had the opportunity. People wwho think they're better'n me just because they're not obvvious about howw fuckin' invvested in themselvves they are are just assholes.
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Don't givve me that shit. [He almost says "you're worse than me" but he doesn't want to actually throw that card down too quick. Gotta keep some of this shit in the wings for later.] Evveryone's out for attention, that's wwhat people do. I'm not doin' anythin' that nobody else wwould do if they had the opportunity. People wwho think they're better'n me just because they're not obvvious about howw fuckin' invvested in themselvves they are are just assholes.
[SIGNIFICANT LOOK AT YOU SHERLOCK]